The telephone chimed daintily in the distance and Jerry Miller clenched his teeth. Why Shannon had preferred that to a normal, old-fashioned ringer, he’d never know. She’d also tried to convince him to replace the landline with his seldom-used cellphone, but he didn’t want to be “in constant touch with the world,” as she’d put it. If that were so, he wouldn’t have retired at forty, taking just a few occasional contracts too lucrative to pass up. He should have dumped Shannon after six days, not six months. Sure, she’d made some decent improvements to the place—like the sauna, the 72-inch smart TV, and the barbecue smoker—but she was a nitwit. Great in the sack, though.
The chiming went on for a few more seconds before the answering machine took it. He could have picked up the basement extension—set never to ring—but he didn’t answer phones. From where he was standing, he could just make out Celeste’s voice on the other end, but not her words—something about “audit” and “sorry.”
His mouth twisted. He supposed she was telling him she was stuck at the bank—again. For once…